Mes is Fhagen da basher. Mes is from mountains. Mes is red color. Mes not sur who me ma is. Mes bin told she was a hooman dat did singing. Mes pa is big. Bigger dan poor fhagen. He is red and vewy strong. Pa is off da fire kind mes bin told. Dats why me is red. Mes likes bash things. Dats hows me gets name. Mes learns fight, but nos good it. Mes can bash hard, but not da skill like uffer diants. Mes likes make fings. Bash! Bash! Bash! Mes not dat good, but mes is learning. Mes wants makes weapons and armors, but mes keeps baking dem. It stoopid metals, not strong nuff. Mes told mes must learn words to make stuff goods. But no ones any goods at words. Mes likes musics and tries learns it. Pa says me stoopid like ma. Mes not good yet as mes bashes too hard and Mes no goods wiff learnings. Dese instments not stong nuff. Mes tries makes noo ones, but mes too cumsy. People larf Fhagen wiff instments. Mes not live ma and pa. Ma ran way wiff hoomans. Pa is wiff uffer big uns. Mes stays wiff uffers likes mes. Days not lives dare mas and pas eifer. Wens mes starts get olders, mes village gets attacks by smelly orcsies and gobos. Mes tries fights, but nots toos good. Mes bashes orcies and gobos dat attacks and mes helps best mes can. Mes got hurt in da fight. Mes okies now. Mes gots told bave by fends. Day stills not likes me pays moosic. Mes leaves village after dis. Mes gos kills orcsies and gobos. Mes shows dem. Mes ties to find ma maybe. Ma mite show fhagen words and moosics. Mes has go down mountains to finds mas. Mes gots mes basher and mes dums and mes offs.